Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Man convinces woman her Vagina is Haunted and it requires an Exorcism via Penis?

You just can't make this stuff up!

In 2013, a man by the name Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province, China, after he claimed that a young woman's vagina was haunted by ghosts, and  that the only way to rid them from her was by having sexual intercourse.



The paranormal enthusiast charged over $3000 to perform the so called sexorcism.  The young lady called police the following day and Jianjun was promptly arrested.

"The victim allegedly came to the self-described "ghost hunter" because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. That's when Jianjun allegedly pitched the unorthodox exorcism idea,"

The young woman, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun for help because she wanted her employer to be with her. According to the young woman, she claimed that Jianjun could help the two fall in love by giving her an exorcism.

The pair allegedly met in a hotel room so that Jianjun could perform the exorcism. While in the room he had her strip nude so that he could examine her naked body. Jianjun then convinced the young woman that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. Jianjun claimed that his penis would banish the ghosts that were preventing the young woman and her boss from falling in love.

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the young woman and that he can't get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.



"Just when I thought I have heard everything, I run across stories like these.  I fear for our country, I fear for our world,  I'm so scared now, I keep meeting people that are so gullible.  I'm open to odd things, obviously, I am willing to accept some theories, but to live in a world where you can honestly be convinced your vagina is haunted!!  Let me off this planet,  Where's The Mother Ship?"





Article is by Jason Mansfield: Anomalous Environmental Studies Analyst™ with Paranormal Studies of Arkansas found at www.hauntedarkansas.net, Voice Over Artist, Film maker at Binary Entertainment www.binaryentertainment.com, Folklorist, Horror Enthusiast, Writer, Squatchologist™ & Legend Hunter


Monday, January 13, 2014

Want to win an Arguement on the Existance of Aliens...Pull a Gun from Your Vagina! {Video}

Admit it, You Only Clicked this Story because is had Vagina in it and {Video}


I've been putting off this article for days due to the topic but............I just can't NOT post this story.

Seems when you can't win an argument about the Alien Presence then why not bring a Gun to a Fight.......where was the gun stowed away.  Her Vagina!

Jennifer McCarthy, the ex-wife of Pulitzer-winning author Cormac McCarthy, has been arrested on domestic violence charges after she reportedly pulled a gun out of her vagina and threatened her boyfriend while they were arguing about aliens.

The 48-year-old and her boyfriend Mark Paleologo had a dispute over space aliens. She left the house and when she came back home, she was dressed in lingerie and pulled a gun from her vagina and asked Paleologo "Who is crazy, you or me?"

Then, she apparently pointed the gun at her boyfriend’s head, who snatched it away from her. After that, she called 911. She told police that she was "the real victim" because Paleologo choked her, pushed her to the floor and hit her in the face.



Post is by Jason Mansfield: Paranormal Investigator with Paranormal Studies of Arkansas found at www.hauntedarkansas.net, Voice Over Artist for several Paranormal Radio Shows, Film maker at Binary Entertainment www.binaryentertainment.com, Folklorist, Writer, & Legend Hunter

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

A California Ghost Hunter Falls 30 feet



Emergency Services were called to the location on Clovis Ave. near Aslan in the early morning hours on Monday.

The report states that several people were inside when a female fell approx. 30 feet from a walkway.  It was unclear that they were doing at the time, however a family member said the group were out ghost hunting.

Curt Fleming, Clovis Police Dept. said "I'm not sure what they were doing, it is a old spooky building, but they were up to no good and goofing around that's for sure"

The female victims name has not yet been released, but was taken to the local hospital and is expected to survive.

Trespassing charges could be pending.


 
   Post is by Jason Mansfield: Paranormal Investigator with Paranormal Studies of Arkansas found at www.hauntedarkansas.net, Voice Over Artist for several Radio Shows, Filmmaker at Binary Entertainment www.binaryentertainment.com, Folklorist, Writer, & Legend Hunter . Owner of ParaPalooza.Com

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

"Spiritual Contact" on a Hotel Ghost Tour Is Just a Guy Hiding in the Attic

Self-professed psychic medium Chris Date (who hilariously calls himself the Knight Guider) recently led a paying group of customers on a ghost hunt through a supposedly haunted hotel, where he proceeded to make contact with a phantom spirit through a series of knocks on the hotel ceiling, because ghosts do that in movies, right?
 
A few of his suspicious guests waited around after the tour to see if anyone climbed down from the roof of the attic, and to the surprise of absolutely nobody on the planet, someone totally did. The man denied responsibility for the spooktacular knocks, and the Knight Guider himself jumped in his car and drove away before he could be questioned, because he needed time to come up with a response other than just an incoherent string of nervous stuttering.
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Original Source:  http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-insane-ways-people-are-actually-trying-to-be-ghost-hunters/

Sunday, December 8, 2013

The Archives: Ghost Hunter Steals Nearly $2,500 from Norristown Preservation Society, Police Say

We lost a lot of stories in the transition of formats.  Here is one from the Old site pulled from the Archives.

 Ghost Hunter Steals Nearly $2,500 from Norristown Preservation Society, Police Say

Steven Foersch, a volunteer with the Pennsylvania Underground Paranormal Society, is accused of stealing $2,472 that was supposed to be used to book the Selma Mansion.


Saturday, November 23, 2013

A Group of Ghost Hunters charged with burning down La. plantation


Four Grand Prairie residents were among a group of men arrested in Louisiana this week after they burned down a historic plantation where they were smoking marijuana and looking for ghosts, authorities said.
Seven people in all were arrested, including another person from Fort Worth who investigators reportedly called the ringleader of the group. They were charged with various crimes, including arson, burglary and trespassing.
They are accused of destroying the LeBeau Plantation House, a structure built in the 1850s in Arabi, La. The house was considered the largest pre-Civil War mansion still standing in the New Orleans area, according to local media reports.
The house was reportedly built on an indigo plantation, was later used as a hotel and casino and then was left vacant for its last 30 years. Local lore said that the house was haunted. Law enforcement told reporters that trespassing was a regular problem.
Authorities said that the men arrested were smoking marijuana and drinking on the site.
“They had been looking for ghosts, trying to summon spirits beating on the floors,” said Col. John Doran of the St. Bernard Parish Sheriff’s Office in an article posted on his office’s Facebook page.
When no ghosts emerged, the group set the mansion on fire, Doran said.
The fire happened Thursday night and the group was arrested the next day. The four men arrested from Grand Prairie were Joshua Allen, 21; Joshua Briscoe, 20; Jerry Hamblen, 17, and Joseph Landin, 20. The man arrested from Fort Worth was 31-year-old Dusten Davenport. The other two men arrested, Kevin Barbe, 20, and Byron Meek, 29, were from Louisiana.

Original Source: http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2013/11/4-grand-prairie-ghost-hunters-among-group-charged-with-burning-down-la-plantation.html/